Why so serious all this week?

I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know?
I guess I'm too lazy to figure it out.

Lazy, hunh?
Ah-yup.

Why, your readers must just love you....
What're you, trying to make me feel guilty?

Well, do you?
Do I what?

Feel guilty.
Nope.

Why not? Is guilt not serious enough for you? Hunh?
I don't really care about serious; I just haven't read anything memorably amusing this week.

That makes two of us.
Don't look at me. I never promised you anything.

May 17, 2002 1:26 PM