provenance: unknown

« Eschew obfuscation  |  Priorities, priorities »

How to be a playa

The New York Times examines the world of online dating, and quotes 26-year-old-law-associate-turned-Internet-Don-Juan Wei-Li Tjong:

"You could be a cocky guy in one [personals ad] and a humble, thoughtful guy in another," Mr. Tjong said. "You're hitting a much broader target audience. Getting someone to write you back affirms your ability to market yourself. It's an indicator that you're commercially viable."

On the Internet, as they say, nobody knows you're a dog.

April 23, 2002 1:51 PM

Comments (and TrackBacks)

For certain values of "dog"....

Posted by Graham on April 23, 2002 7:43 PM


Posted by M on April 24, 2002 3:55 PM

I'm the kindof person who takes the ordinary and makes it extraordinary. I'm also a pimp in sheep's clothing. But if I meet a lady worth while I would fully commit.

Posted by Josh on September 22, 2002 7:21 PM

I'm The kind of guy you always dreamed of dating.
I,m the kind of guy your girlfriend always dreamed of dating.
I,m the kind of guy you never thought you would want to lose.
I,m that kind of guy to all the girls, and then I,m gone.

Posted by steven on October 25, 2002 5:38 PM

Wat up its kool being a mack jounir

Posted by Tamille aka # 1 Stunna on January 15, 2003 10:18 PM

HI. I am turkish.I need help on my playa skills. Women dont like me because I have a small penis. And i have a very big hump on my back. I have never had sex(with a person).. But one time i put pizza sauce on my small penis and had my dog lick it off. It felt good. anyways i need help, and as they say in my country, afshnik shnoodle!

Posted by Ahm Shalom Raheed Smith on February 4, 2003 11:51 AM

Man you just gotta have it. I'm gonna be real with ya, you can't become a Playa just like that you feel me. You gotta have that shit come naturally. Don't try to be somethin; you ain't alright, That's my advise to you Playa. Peace out! -Key-Low

Posted by KeyLow on March 21, 2003 4:41 PM


Posted by Anthony on September 8, 2003 5:39 PM


Posted by PAPI on September 21, 2003 10:34 AM

Any Playa That think'z he Got G.A.M.E. better ask the Playa President himself B.I.G.R.i.P Reppin Brooklyn2 The Fullest DOn'tHateThatPlaya'
Hate tha Game " Broke'A$$ hata'z DO;' sOMetHIN Ight I am OUT igot's tO pIMpdisHORIght quick' 1

Posted by GDIddy on September 24, 2003 8:51 PM

you remains a playa so long as you hve not seen that "Venus goddess" play hard while you lasts

Posted by st.martinz on October 4, 2003 12:27 PM

yo whats..good no of ya'll iz tru playa's..ya gota lay da pipe aight ..n 2da turkey guy..i think ya got som isue's try a couselor.. all you ppl'z g iz wacc ..i take @ look @ ya chic least then a hour ..lata she'll b screamin my name ..n ill take all ur shortii's ..ight got 2bounce ..goin to fucc ur shortii ..aight holla at cha bOy bOy ~!~On3~!~

Posted by Krazy KiLLa on November 19, 2003 11:58 AM

Playerism: What's up pplz... Let me holla at ya on this real azz subject. Bieng a playa is natural bytchez and niggaz know this shyt. Playaz, what makes you a playa is what keeps your dollars in large amounts and you know how to get your opponent to play your game the way you like it to be played. Games are real!! fukk what you heard!!! People play games since they azz was in the womb to the tomb and when they are brought into this world that are already knowing what the fuckin deal is and how they gotta play this game in this crappy world!!!,

Games kids play games until they bocome an adult then the games become very swift and they practice game everyday until their shyt gets mastered. Some of the realest playaz i know

Fuck that in fact some of the most craziest playaz i know my muthafukkin homie down the street, keepin them hoez to pay his bills buy his clothes, cook his food, do his dishes, wash his car, and attend to him everyday all day....

Homie play on playa u my dawg. Rawest bytch i know got playerism in her damn domain, Marvaless reppin that sacramento. If u dont know who this artist is read up on that game bytch cuz u dealing with a huge hitta!!!

And to me im a say one thing Im not a playa I just crush alot bytch!!!!

I no u feel me cuz your azz is a hata and broke azz fuck too so u know what the hell i do to get that cashflow moving, poppin and always m.o.b. bytch!!!

We Playyaz, and to all my tru playaz throw ya hands in the air like my nigg biggie put it down, on his hot azz tracks Reppin that B.k to the fullest bytch!!

ANd im out 1

Posted by Exoticnubian on December 4, 2003 12:22 PM


Posted by Rofl on March 4, 2004 12:23 PM

ey.. got a ques fo all u playaz out there.. wat do u do when a playa falls in love?? what da fck!! i cnt bliv dis shits happnen 2 me.. holla back.

Posted by playa_in_love?(shit!!) on March 15, 2004 2:46 AM

hi im not that overweight ineed help to mack sum girls how can i

Posted by ball lin on April 14, 2004 8:14 PM

yo check this shit out dawg..dat man need help on how to be a playa..coz his dick to small and bitches dont like his ass..aihght..y'll punk tlkin bout gettin yo cash dat gonna help a playa need some real tips with bitches..woot y'll neeed 2 kno first..aint bout yo dick or yo looks or shit like be your REP and wot u be repin .dont stress to it..use yo slick moves on thos bitches..if u aint wit any bithes and u tryin to be a playa..tha shit aint gonna work...u need to kno da bitch to play da bitch...e.g..soft points,weak spots,wot she likes wot she dont .wot she wants ,wat she needs,,etc etc..and work from there..USE YOUR MIND bro..dont listen to all these other punk idiots actin like they playas tlkin like they own soemthin.. coz we both no none of u got tha shit goin on...y'll gettin confused wiv wot da "PLAYA" means it aint bout no fuckin money..jus coz biggie be sayin it is..fuck tha nigga..he aint shit...its bout gettin somethin from some1 for nothin or doin somethin to some1 at da same time..and makin some1 think wot u wan em to think and givin some1 jus a lil bit so thy need u..thas a playa..aight dont get it twisted!!..

Posted by casta in yo area on April 15, 2004 2:54 PM

I like the ways of being a playa!!!! You'll learn many new things about it! For sho!! All the gangstas represent da East Coast and West Coast!!! I love this cool website! I'm a high skilled playa who loves the ladies! It's the ladies' chance to shine bay-bee! Peace out from the main playa Q Dog!

Posted by Quinton Dent on April 19, 2004 12:38 PM

I like the ways of being a playa!!!! You'll learn many new things about it! For sho!! All the gangstas represent da East Coast and West Coast!!! I love this cool website! I'm a high skilled playa who loves the ladies! It's the ladies' chance to shine bay-bee! Peace out from the main playa Q Dog!

Posted by Quinton Dent on April 19, 2004 12:38 PM

yo im a true playa i just hit and quit forget it and never did it

Posted by angel on May 19, 2004 6:13 PM

i like boobies, lots and lots of boobies

Posted by squintyeyes696 on June 25, 2004 12:01 PM

big, round, bouncy, juicy boobies

Posted by squintyeyes696 on June 25, 2004 12:02 PM

yummmmmmmmmmm, booooooobies

Posted by squintyeyes696 on June 25, 2004 12:05 PM

whats happenin to all my playaz out there,dis is baby j wit a little advice on how to play tha game,first and only thing you need to know be attitude!!!if you aint got tha right attitude and tha right mind set you aint gonna get nowhere in life let alone wit a lady,keep that attitude straight,dont be scared of a damn thang because they aint a damn thang to be scared of,dont be left out baby,play da game and when ya do play, play it wit style.

Posted by baby J on July 15, 2004 12:20 AM

yow I nead help man, all the gils think im cute and al and some even say i m hot but when i see a girl my mind just shuts down i m as nurvas as hell I just dont know what to say man help me out Peace!!

Posted by Stylow Jack on July 15, 2004 10:23 AM

Wuz GuD MaINEs i need helP HOw caN i becoMe a PLaYA iF Im 2 Damn Nice 2 theM how CAn I geT ovA maH sHy sidE Yo I reaLLY nEed HElp

Posted by sLick Mp on August 2, 2004 12:49 PM

how do i become more confident around women that are beautiful and hot?

Posted by john on August 3, 2004 10:13 AM

anyways later it does not matter if you are a playa or not cuz the world will eat you alive if you keep thinking this way

Posted by its me yo on August 9, 2004 8:06 PM

Man I wanna pimp every girl in my school but never have any tips on how. I wanna try to pimp every girl .
If yall got any tips.

Posted by Sir on August 13, 2004 10:02 AM

Posted by Sir on August 13, 2004 10:05 AM

Every girl thinks Im cute but I never Have any playa tips help me.

Posted by Sir on August 13, 2004 10:06 AM

Yo lil Niggaz and wiggaz um break dis hurr down to yall quick fast iight pop tarts......... if yall was playas yall wouldnt be makin dese hurr long conversatoins on tha internet....ya digg? and why iz yall askin for playa dips?.........yall is skraight up looserz if ya ask me
Ya HeArD?

Posted by Youngsta on August 14, 2004 8:22 PM

aye yo guys, i got dis chick i really like at school, n i jus wanted to ask all u true playas out there for some help. see da ting is i got to know her right, so now evry time i see her she waves to me n stuff, but hw cn i get closer to getting to knw her, she's like one of hottest girls in my school

Posted by Sas on August 15, 2004 8:06 PM

Man I wanna pimp every girl in my school but never have any tips on how. I wanna try to pimp every girl . i have gotten a couple of girls and there numbers but thats it. any real playa's has some tips holla!!!, playa's please give me some tips!!!!

Posted by mac on August 20, 2004 5:34 AM


Posted by Leiter on September 21, 2004 6:31 PM

this is funny, i kuv the ladies, i like gettin inside their heads and gettin shit out of em, nic einfo on this site... stay up my nigs

Posted by jeff on October 13, 2004 11:08 PM

all yall mathafuckers an't shit yall is pussies
now I am the real player around here better watch
what you say around me niggaz

Now Can U Digg That !!!
Peace 2 Ya Suckers


Posted by Big Dick on October 15, 2004 6:11 PM

fucking broke ngro losers.

Posted by the man on November 4, 2004 10:22 AM

how do I get girls to like me

Posted by Anonymous on November 4, 2004 4:28 PM

big tits cartoon anal cum shot anal teen sluts anal sex story big tits cum anal sex site her first anal sex big tits nurse anal sex picture free huge tits pic real big tits free teen anal huge tits lesbian interracial picture big ass big tits big tits teen interracial cuckold anal sex video clip free big tits video interracial frenzy big tits hound amazing anal young anal first anal free big black tits free interracial sex pic big tits movie anal whore free big tits gallery big tits woman big dicks big tits anal pleasure interracial mature sex interracial blow job interracial video anal xxx hot interracial big tits shemale anal orgasm

Posted by Dan on November 4, 2004 6:39 PM

you's r all fucktards...grow the fuck up...u dnt no wat the fuck ur talkng bout....if u wanna meet a real playa...i am the one u need to talk me on

Posted by SeX GoDdEsS on November 5, 2004 6:22 AM

just had one of my better pimp moments so i had to share it with you guys. I've been trying to get with this "good girl" (if there is such a thing) for a while now and coming up in thebackseat of the car tonight whie dropping her home i had a talk with her, and occasionally bring the topic of sex and brushing my hand and leg on her occasionally and then i realise in the conversation that she was afraid of having sex so i told that we could just fool around (not in those words) and she unexpectedly said yes and in my mind im thinking she's playing around, that was until my hand inadvertedly brushed up against her leg again and she looks at me and says " are you afraid to go higher" well no need to tell you where it went from there.
now here is a goodie goodie gurl at first glance. shes a teacher, always into activities, never parties and i got her to pull aside her panties in the back of her boss's car with his wife in the front. And the moral of this story is do not underestimate any girl cause while your try the nice guy approach the other guy is taking away the honey right under your nose.

Posted by kester on November 5, 2004 11:05 PM

Post a comment


Email address: (optional)

URL: (optional)


Remember info?

Copyright ©2001-2003 Matt Pfeffer


. Home
. Web Editing
. Stray Voices
. Writings
. About
. Archive