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How to solve world problems

President Bush explains his reasoning in demanding that Israel immediately withdraw from the West Bank:

"I expect Israel to heed my advice, and I expect for the Palestinians to reject terror in the Arab world. As Israel steps back, we expect the Arab world to step up and lead."

In other news, Bush also has some other expectations.

"I also expect for the murderers of this world to reject murder," Bush said. "And thieves, thieving; and anarchists, anarching. I expect children to give up candy, except in moderation. I expect haters of all kinds to reject hating, and harmers to reject harming."

Bush declined to elaborate, except to say, "Either you are with us, are you are with those who are not with us."

April 7, 2002 1:19 PM

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